- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

a banana

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

A scottish man having fun

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