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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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