What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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youre gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Ben is gay

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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