- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Well, this is fun.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

The Mets win the World Series

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

balls in ya mouf

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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