Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Men's rights

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

William Raines.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What's 1+1? 4.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

The WNBA.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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