- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Nickelback

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

George W. Bush

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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