Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I love you very much.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

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