what's black? a lot of things.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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