What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Anti Joke

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