What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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