- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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