- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Military intelligence.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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