robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Women's Rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Rick Perry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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