why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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thumbs up!

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Anti Joke

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