What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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