what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Miami Heat.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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