Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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anti-joke teehee

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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9/11

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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thumbs up!

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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