There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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A fat man on a moped

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Christians

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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