Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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2+2= 478

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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