Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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pedophile

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I went to the store and I fell

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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