What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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