knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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