- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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