- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

I have an erection My mom!

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

roses are red violets are indigo

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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