- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Where's the soap?

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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