- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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