A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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