A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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