- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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