Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Women's Rights.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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