- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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