- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

A guy was beet by his wife.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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