roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

How are you this morning?

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Har har hey

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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