how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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if you read this you are gay

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Fat people.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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