Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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