What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Are you a tree? No.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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