sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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