When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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