I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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A man buys free health care...

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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