Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

How do you call a black man? By his first name.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

Get in the car.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

Women's Rights.

Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

A man buys free health care...

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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