Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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I'm hungry.

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Are you a tree? No.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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