- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

i am and me is i

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Knock Knock Go Away

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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