- Anti Joke

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400