They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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