- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

The Barackness Monster

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

One time I masturbated by myself

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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