How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Christians pornstars.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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The Game

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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