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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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