what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Sarah Palin

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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yes... that's the joke

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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