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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

your moms my other ride

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

good one jess !!

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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