A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Anyone??????????/

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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I pooped.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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i like turtals and kids

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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your moms my other ride

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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