- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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